Top 10 Jokes of the Day

1. I had a parcel delivered and it was covered in drool and crayon.
   
   That's the last time I pay for a special delivery. 
2.  What does Asda have in common with Down's Syndrome?
   
   Not a great selection of jeans
3. If I had a pound for every animal I'd molested...
   
   ...I'd be much more inclined to molest animals.   
4. I've just been diagnosed with a tumour. I was horrified at first, but it;s starting to grow on me
5. My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers.
   
   To be honest, I should have seen the signs. 
6. I got fucked in the ear the other day.
   
   Since then I've had hearing aids.  
7. Did you hear about the short-sighted circumciser?
   
   He got the sack. 
8. I fucked a dwarf tonight.
   
   It was my first time, but I won't be making a hobbit of it.  
9. If you tell an Hermaphrodite to go fuck themselves, is it an insult, or merely a request?
10.  In a bathroom today, I saw a hole in the wall...
    
    Took me back to my glory days