1. Protect your identity.
Use a condom!
2. I always feel like a loser wanking to porn but throwing the kleenex across the room into a small bin usually evens it out.
3. I can't believe it, the cunt is leaving me because I call her inappropriate names.
4. There's only one sure fire way to make your penis a few inches bigger.
Push the ruler in to your stomach harder.
5. I ordered myself a slow cooker online last week.
It's already three days late.
6. Everyones going on about David Schwimmer tying the knot. I don't know
what the big deal is, I didn't make a fuss when one of my Friends got
married.
7. When I told her we were going to have sex, she laughed. Who's crying now...
8. I know karate, jujitsu and 5 other japanese words!
9. How do you take a census in a scottish town?
Throw a handful of change into the main square.
10. What hangs from a tree shouting ''Im an apple,I'm an apple''?
a Psychotic Pear.
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