- I see Blackpool are adding French style and glamour to their town in an attempt to attract more holidaymakers.
Personally, I don't see how white flags will do the trick...
3. So, Google is eleven today. Knowing it's not 16 yet makes using it to find porn twice as sexy.
4. The Paralympics - quite spactacular.
5. Pilot survives china plane crash.
Who the fuck thought it would be a good idea to make a plane from porcelain?
6. I've been banned from the local football field for causing a nasty injury in the game last night.
I don't know why, my lawnmower clearly touched the ball before going over the player.
7. What's the difference between a haematologist and a urologist?
The haematologist pricks your finger.
8. I opened a company selling landmines that look like prayer mats.
Prophets are going through the roof.
9. This mysterious girl keeps sending me sexy lingerie in the mail.
I think she's stocking me.
10. Male pornstars.
The only people in the world who get a bonus when they don't come in.
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