1. TORIES. Don't pressure the ISPs to block porn sites, simply impose a wanking tax.
2. did you hear about the afghani library that closed?
someone stole the book.
3. What do you call a suicide bomber with downs? Spastic Explosive.
4. Somewhere, sitting in his living room, a man named Colin Wanker tearfully realises that his name is an anagram of Neil Warnock.
5. Did you know that too much amanoitsurbo can make you dyslexic?
6. When I go out clubbing I have to wear wellies, because I'm so knee deep in fit horny young girls.
Unfortunately, they don't talk to me because I'm wearing wellies.
7. Giraffes look down on people like you
8. Chinese philiosophy just isn't my cup of chi.
9. Yesterday, I came home early from work and found my wife cheating.
The lazy bitch has hired a cleaner.
10. Britains fattest woman dies.
In other news the record for Britains fattest corpse has just been smashed.
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