Jokes of the New Year
It's New Year, so for all of you who spend it alone on the computer, these are for you!
- Apple will be releasing a new gadget exclusively for women later this year.
It's called the iRon.
- I've thought long and hard, and have decided on my New Year's resolution.
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- My daughter has some flawless logic.
She said "The world can't end in 2012; I have a yoghurt that expires in 2013."
- I'll remember 2012 like it was only yesterday
- I'm planning on finding new and interesting things to hate about my job in 2013.
- Just heard that in 2013 there will be a new device that can turn thoughts into speech. I have had that for years, it’s called alcohol.
- It's a good job Apple isn't in charge of New Year.
We'd all be expecting 2013 and get 2012S instead.
- My 2013 new years resolution shall be something meaningful this year.
I resolve to work with neglected children... my own.
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