1. A-cup bras:
The unofficial sponsor of the 2012 olympics
2. I hope someone finally unlocks platinum at the Olympics
3. I really enjoyed the Olympics opening ceremony, especially how it told the history of Great Britain.
My favourite bit was the parade with all the different countries we've conquered.
4. Well done Danny Boyle. Nothing says "London" better than youths setting fire to stuff.
5. The head of the Somali Olympic squad has apologised to officials on
behalf of their team after realising that shooting and sailing were two
separate events.
6. Having watched the London 2012 Opening Ceremony, I must say...
I've seen better Bond girls.
7. There has been speculation that 16-year-old Chinese swimming sensation
Ye Shiwen used performance-enhancing drugs to achieve her Olympic gold
medal. However, a semen sample she provided after the race has shown
that this is untrue.
8. If the Olympics have taught me anything it's that China may have a population of over 1 billion...
But they only have two hair styles.
9. The IOC has claimed that they will catch Olympic drug cheats.
I'm not so sure - they're pretty fucking fast.
10. 16 year old Chinese swimmer, Ye Shiwen, has passed a drugs test, after accusations of doping by an American coach.
The Americans now want her tested for 'being a fish'.
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