Top 10 jokes of the day

1. Dwarfism: it's a growing problem
2.  I stood in a park, wondering why a frizbee was getting larger and larger...and then it hit me
3. I farted in an elevator; it was wrong on so many levels
4. Abortion: It really brings out the child in you
5. I was eating a Granny Smith earlier....She didn't know what was going on but at least she was grateful
6. Your mum is so old, when I told her to act her age she died
7. Feminism: because not all women can be beautiful
8. I got a new ringtone today...I bleached my arse
9. Men who have 6 pack abs will protect them with a thick layer of fat
10. Anal sex: it's fucking shit