Sunday, 17 March 2013
Pic of the Day
This empyreal eventide is sure to entice your spectral palet. A sunset scene from Lampeter, Wales.
Reggie Watts
Upon my digital perambulations, I stumbled across the genius of Reggie Watts. This guy merges beatboxing, comedy and looping intro a genre that is truly his own. Take a look
I particularly enjoy the way he can ease himself between different accents in such a flawless and believable manner. He has a surprisingly good voice too.
I particularly enjoy the way he can ease himself between different accents in such a flawless and believable manner. He has a surprisingly good voice too.
Tuesday, 1 January 2013
Jokes of the New Year
It's New Year, so for all of you who spend it alone on the computer, these are for you!
- Apple will be releasing a new gadget exclusively for women later this year.
It's called the iRon.
- I've thought long and hard, and have decided on my New Year's resolution.
1024x768.
- My daughter has some flawless logic.
She said "The world can't end in 2012; I have a yoghurt that expires in 2013."
- I'll remember 2012 like it was only yesterday
- I'm planning on finding new and interesting things to hate about my job in 2013.
- Just heard that in 2013 there will be a new device that can turn thoughts into speech. I have had that for years, it’s called alcohol.
- It's a good job Apple isn't in charge of New Year.
We'd all be expecting 2013 and get 2012S instead.
- My 2013 new years resolution shall be something meaningful this year.
Wednesday, 22 August 2012
Top 10 Jokes of the Day
1. Protect your identity.
Use a condom!
2. I always feel like a loser wanking to porn but throwing the kleenex across the room into a small bin usually evens it out.
3. I can't believe it, the cunt is leaving me because I call her inappropriate names.
4. There's only one sure fire way to make your penis a few inches bigger.
Push the ruler in to your stomach harder.
5. I ordered myself a slow cooker online last week.
It's already three days late.
6. Everyones going on about David Schwimmer tying the knot. I don't know what the big deal is, I didn't make a fuss when one of my Friends got married.
7. When I told her we were going to have sex, she laughed. Who's crying now...
8. I know karate, jujitsu and 5 other japanese words!
9. How do you take a census in a scottish town?
Throw a handful of change into the main square.
10. What hangs from a tree shouting ''Im an apple,I'm an apple''?
a Psychotic Pear.
Use a condom!
2. I always feel like a loser wanking to porn but throwing the kleenex across the room into a small bin usually evens it out.
3. I can't believe it, the cunt is leaving me because I call her inappropriate names.
4. There's only one sure fire way to make your penis a few inches bigger.
Push the ruler in to your stomach harder.
5. I ordered myself a slow cooker online last week.
It's already three days late.
6. Everyones going on about David Schwimmer tying the knot. I don't know what the big deal is, I didn't make a fuss when one of my Friends got married.
7. When I told her we were going to have sex, she laughed. Who's crying now...
8. I know karate, jujitsu and 5 other japanese words!
9. How do you take a census in a scottish town?
Throw a handful of change into the main square.
10. What hangs from a tree shouting ''Im an apple,I'm an apple''?
a Psychotic Pear.
Why Minecraft is The Best Game in the World.
Many will remember the thrill and joy that toys used to bring in youth. But there is one specific toy which stands out above the others in its distinct ability to tap into our natural creative nature; lego.
The notion of combinig blocks together in combinations limited only to our imaginative powers and the number of blocks in possession is an enthralling idea that seems to stick with many individuals, making lego a favourite childhood toy.
It is such a joy in creation that provides the allure in the video game Minecraft, which at its heart provides the means to create without limitation in number of blocks, space or money.
Minecraft, a 'sandbox' game; generates a random environment in which the player can manipulate and shape in their own image. As a result, we have whitnessed the artisty of many in what they have built, pushing the boundaries of the game engine itself. Picture the environment as an empty canvas, and you are the painter.
Take a look at some of the wonderful creations made using such a simple but brilliant idea that is minecraft
The notion of combinig blocks together in combinations limited only to our imaginative powers and the number of blocks in possession is an enthralling idea that seems to stick with many individuals, making lego a favourite childhood toy.
It is such a joy in creation that provides the allure in the video game Minecraft, which at its heart provides the means to create without limitation in number of blocks, space or money.
Minecraft, a 'sandbox' game; generates a random environment in which the player can manipulate and shape in their own image. As a result, we have whitnessed the artisty of many in what they have built, pushing the boundaries of the game engine itself. Picture the environment as an empty canvas, and you are the painter.
Take a look at some of the wonderful creations made using such a simple but brilliant idea that is minecraft
Sunday, 5 August 2012
Top 10 Jokes of the day
1. I tried pulling this bird I had an eye on with the classic line 'If I controlled the alphabet, I'd put U and I together'.
Unfortunately, she hadn't learnt the alphabet yet.
2. They say that everytime you masturbate god kills a kitten
Makes me feel so much better knowing that it was nothing to do with the fact that I'd pinned it down and was using its tail as an aid
3. I'm so proud of my daughter, she has finally got her break and got a presenting job on tv. I'm so pleased for her I've been watching since she started.
Just pissed off I have to pay £1.50 a minute to talk to her
4. Trying to fart when you've got the shits is very similar to trying to sneeze when you're eating coco pops
5. I was poking my asshole today... Thats what happens when you buy cheap supermarket toilet paper.
6. "I've got the Snitch!" Said Harry, "I'll hold him down and you can drill through his kneecaps"
7. My 12-year-old niece got brutally attacked and raped whilst she was in my care last week.
It's going to be alright though, she's a mute.
8. American men don't do irony,
British men don't do ironing...
9. I think my new neighbour might be a gay.
The welcome mat reads: "Please wipe your knees."
10. I'd kill to be an assassin.
Unfortunately, she hadn't learnt the alphabet yet.
2. They say that everytime you masturbate god kills a kitten
Makes me feel so much better knowing that it was nothing to do with the fact that I'd pinned it down and was using its tail as an aid
3. I'm so proud of my daughter, she has finally got her break and got a presenting job on tv. I'm so pleased for her I've been watching since she started.
Just pissed off I have to pay £1.50 a minute to talk to her
4. Trying to fart when you've got the shits is very similar to trying to sneeze when you're eating coco pops
5. I was poking my asshole today... Thats what happens when you buy cheap supermarket toilet paper.
6. "I've got the Snitch!" Said Harry, "I'll hold him down and you can drill through his kneecaps"
7. My 12-year-old niece got brutally attacked and raped whilst she was in my care last week.
It's going to be alright though, she's a mute.
8. American men don't do irony,
British men don't do ironing...
9. I think my new neighbour might be a gay.
The welcome mat reads: "Please wipe your knees."
10. I'd kill to be an assassin.
Somebody that I used to know
This an amazing rendition of the Gotye song 'Somebody that I used to know'. A brilliant job, with five people all playing a single guitar. Enjoy.
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