Top 10 Jokes of the Day

1. Margaret Thatcher's final wish was to be cremated
   
   Unfortunately, we've got no coal left.
   
2. I just watched a documentary about Margaret Thatcher.
   
   It had the warning 'May Not be Suitable For Miners'.
   
3. Why did the chicken cross the road?
   
   To escape North Korea's long range missiles
   
4. What do you get if you cross Alzheimers with Tourettes?
   
   I don't know you cunt, I can't fucking remember.
   
5. Someone keeps knocking at my door wanting to demonstrate a new vacuum cleaner!
   
   Must be Jehoover's Whitness.
   
6. Why do cannibals prefer to eat Emos?
   
   They come pre-sliced.
   
7. I've written a book about sexism.
   
   It even has pictures, so women can enjoy it too.
   
8. Whoever said, "Laughter is the best medicine", never suffered from erectile dysfunction.
   
9. I was at a cash machine when an old lady asked to check her balance.
   
   So I pushed her over.
   
10. When people with lisps say "Bithneth", you know they mean business.