Tuesday 1 January 2013

Jokes of the New Year

It's New Year, so for all of you who spend it alone on the computer, these are for you!


  • Apple will be releasing a new gadget exclusively for women later this year.
    It's called the iRon.

  • I've thought long and hard, and have decided on my New Year's resolution.

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  • My daughter has some flawless logic.

    She said "The world can't end in 2012; I have a yoghurt that expires in 2013."

  • I'll remember 2012 like it was only yesterday 

  • I'm planning on finding new and interesting things to hate about my job in 2013. 

  • Just heard that in 2013 there will be a new device that can turn thoughts into speech. I have had that for years, it’s called alcohol. 

  • It's a good job Apple isn't in charge of New Year. 

    We'd all be expecting 2013 and get 2012S instead.

  • My 2013 new years resolution shall be something meaningful this year. 
          I resolve to work with neglected children... my own.